well, i was going to say i loved you yesterday. but i thought you wouldnt say it back so i brought you some spiders because i dont like spiders but they could build you a web like the song i wrote you but then my mum said that birds sing better than i do so i found a bird to sing for you but the bird ate my spiders and now the song wont work and you'll never love me and i think i'll have a cold.